...from laughing so hard! Who knew 'Animal Farm' could be so funny?! Collier's mom - hahahaha! - wasn't so happy when we walked in the door at 1:15am.
Sidebar: yes, I AM going to see how many vocabulary words I can cram into my post.
It was a dark and purple night as Jason slipped into his footie pajamas. All he could think about was getting into bed with Jen's mom. He crept toward the bedroom, when out of nowhere came Trish Stratus walking two midget bitches on leashes, wearing a white tshirt with fake gems glue-gunned onto the front: Cockfishers. "Those dirty rotten nazis!" Jason thought.
How to get rid of them? Jason ran to the closet and grabbed his ice skates. He didn't know where the girls had gone, so he moved slowly across the hard wood floor. Creeeeeek. "There they are," he thought.
As he heard the footsteps get closer and closer, Jason suddenly realized they were right around the corner. Jason jumped in front of Trish Stratus and the midget bitches, swinging his left arm around with full force. Trish Stratus screamed. "TOOOEEEEE PICCCCKKKKK!!!!" (Sidebar: you had to see where that was going, right?!?!)
Trish Stratus and the midget bitches ran out of the house and J sighed with relief. Now he could get back to Jen's mom. He set his bloody skate shoe down on the kitchen counter, right next to his tickets to the 2010 Taser Show and headed toward bed, knowing he'd be protected from rapists and Heather's.
Jason's mom would be proud.
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